No Kids? No Kidding.

Here's a startling revelation from Neverland:

Michael Jackson's lawyer said yesterday that the pop star is going to be more careful from now on and not let children into his bed anymore because "it makes him vulnerable to false charges."

But then the rhetoric gets more like the Jacko we know:

[Jackson's] Internet site triumphantly ranked his acquittal alongside the birth of Martin Luther King Jr., the fall of the Berlin Wall, and the release of Nelson Mandela.