Movie equations
In looking at some upcoming movie releases I noticed that some seemed rather familiar. I decided to encapsulate my impressions as equations. Enjoy.
Corpse Bride = The Nightmare Before Christmas + (more Tim Burton weirdness)²
Flightplan = Panic Room × (Airplane! − the comedy) + that episode on Star Trek: The Next Generation where everybody keeps disappearing until it's just Dr. Crusher on the bridge
Oliver Twist = (Oliver! − the music) ÷ fleeing a statutory rape conviction
Into The Blue = ¼(The Fast and the Furious) × National Treasure + Jessica Alba in a bikini or 3Fast3Furious
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit = (The Wrong Trousers − March of the Penguins) + (A Close Shave − a movie about sheep) + (Watership Down × a visit from Jose Canseco)
Zathura = Jumanji... 'nuff said
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire = J.K. Rowling + $ + £ + € + ¥
Corpse Bride = The Nightmare Before Christmas + (more Tim Burton weirdness)²
Flightplan = Panic Room × (Airplane! − the comedy) + that episode on Star Trek: The Next Generation where everybody keeps disappearing until it's just Dr. Crusher on the bridge
Oliver Twist = (Oliver! − the music) ÷ fleeing a statutory rape conviction
Into The Blue = ¼(The Fast and the Furious) × National Treasure + Jessica Alba in a bikini or 3Fast3Furious
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit = (The Wrong Trousers − March of the Penguins) + (A Close Shave − a movie about sheep) + (Watership Down × a visit from Jose Canseco)
Zathura = Jumanji... 'nuff said
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire = J.K. Rowling + $ + £ + € + ¥


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